{"product_id":"how-to-test-negative-for-stupid","title":"How to Test Negative for Stupid","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#1 \u003cem\u003eNEW YORK TIMES\u003c\/em\u003e BESTSELLER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne of the most distinctive and funny politicians, Senator John Kennedy (the one from Louisiana)-hailed by \u003cem\u003ePolitico\u003c\/em\u003e as 'America's most quotable Senator'-offers his perceptive (and hilarious) takes on the ridiculousness of political life in this scathingly witty takedown of Washington and its elite denizens.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow to Test Negative for Stupid\u003c\/em\u003e offers the Senator's tongue-in-cheek guidebook through Washington, punctuated by his thoughts on various issues and humorous stories about life from Louisiana politics and inside the Senate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the mind-and mouth-of 'America's Most Quotable Senator':\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Always be yourself . . . unless you suck.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'I say this gently: This is why the aliens won't talk to us.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'If you trust government, you obviously failed history class.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'I believe that our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Always follow your heart . . . but take your brain with you.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'I'm not going to Bubble Wrap it: The water in Washington, D.C., won't clear up until you get the pigs out of the creek.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'I have the right to remain silent but not the ability.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'Common sense is illegal in Washington, D.C., I know. I've seen it firsthand.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'I believe that we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. All the old ones turned out to be true.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Buchserien.de","offers":[{"title":"Neuware","offer_id":53551454454098,"sku":"9780063428164","price":28.9,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/7002\/3593\/files\/unnamed_3b606b70-578f-49a1-b473-51f305854507.jpg?v=1779612654","url":"https:\/\/www.buchserien.de\/products\/how-to-test-negative-for-stupid","provider":"Buchserien.de","version":"1.0","type":"link"}