{"product_id":"fifty-shades-of-chicken","title":"Fifty Shades of Chicken","description":"\u003ci\u003eDripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on.  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e I want you to see this. Then you ll know everything. It s a cookbook,  he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos.  I want to prepare you, very much.  This isn t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . \u003c\/i\u003eHoly crap\u003ci\u003e.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003e I will control everything that happens here,  he says.  You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you re my ingredient.  I ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something what  Something \u003c\/i\u003edelicious\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James s sensational \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Grey \u003c\/i\u003etrilogy\u003ci\u003e. \u003c\/i\u003eLike Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.  \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts  The Novice Bird  (easy recipes for roasters),  Falling to Pieces  (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and  Advanced Techniques  (the climax of cooking) \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken\u003c\/i\u003e is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith memorable tips and revealing photographs, \u003ci\u003eFifty Shades of Chicken\u003c\/i\u003e will have you dominating dinner.","brand":"Buchserien.de","offers":[{"title":"Neuware","offer_id":53780101661010,"sku":"9780385345224","price":23.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0615\/7002\/3593\/files\/unnamed_1308f7ec-57ce-4bed-ad67-fc7a9fef0013.jpg?v=1781721370","url":"https:\/\/www.buchserien.de\/products\/fifty-shades-of-chicken","provider":"Buchserien.de","version":"1.0","type":"link"}